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Allergic to basic? Welcome to your online retail allergy relief. 

Sick of people telling you that’s inappropriate? You’ve come to the right spot!

Don’t worry, “Karen," even you will find something funny here. We hope you’re ready for a funny-amazing online shopping experience. If you can’t find what you’re looking for, contact us today! What do we offer? No Minimum orders, custom logos, team apparel, business apparel, a large variety of gifting options and much, much more! No middle man and fast shipping!

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Style. Design. Service

Shopping online has never been more rewarding. Our selection of fashion goods includes stunning new pieces for every occasion, size or budget. We sell a variety of handmade originals and mainstream tees. Our retail experts go far and beyond to create our funny, creative collections and our customer service team will make sure that your expectations are not just met, but exceeded.

Thanks to our innovative and service-oriented approach, Habits and Housewives has been highly successful since 2014. Starting with our chocolates for autism, famous money trees to our funky funny tees. We only have you to thank! Please feel free to get in touch if you need any assistance. Happy shopping!

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